IRC Quotes

[Ariae]

I just saw a funny thing and thought, hmm, why don't we save quotes that are funny in a thread?
I'll go first:

[13:12:33] <PopeUrban> I only know how to growl in swedish. It that okay?
[13:12:33] <[Aegis]Sindas> 99% of you don't even know the background story of my orcas :[
[13:12:44] <[Aegis]Sindas> Is that*
[13:12:46] <PopeUrban> And 99.8% of us don't care.
[13:12:51] <[Hybrid]Didiuz> Sindas
[13:12:55] <[Hybrid]Didiuz> you dont have to correct youself
[13:12:58] <[Hybrid]Didiuz> yourself*
[13:12:59] <[Hybrid]Didiuz> Fuckit
[13:13:04] <[Hybrid]Didiuz> my point got assfucked by myself
[13:13:08] <[Hybrid]Didiuz> thats just gay

[Amrilias]

15:45 [CIR]Cyde stupid cliche is stupid

[Bevo]

I haven't been on IRC in a LONG LONG time, but from what I hear angrysully is banned and Keltic is never on there anymore. Keltic used to be a riot on IRC.

[Sindas]

[13:09] <[L]`Kio> i can see reisor lootbags
[13:09] <[L]`Kio> and a mothercuking bear
[13:10] <[V]Busard> loot bear, tame bag

[Ariae]

[17:51:51] <[WSX]Laylah_Sothenic> Shinzon was talking to an old man from Wessex, about how he could develop his character, round himself out as a person, in short: How to become a Real Man.
[17:52:28] <[WSX]Laylah_Sothenic> It's easy, the old Wessex fella says. First, you get yourself three bottles of hard liquor, and drink them straight down.
[17:54:59] <[WSX]Laylah_Sothenic> And he sets three opened bottles in front of Shinzon. "Then", he says, "After this, my boy, you must carry off and rape an Alvarin woman-- from Oromëa, for instance. Then, find a Minotaur and kill it, with your bare hands."

[17:55:07] <[WSX]Laylah_Sothenic> Shinzon drinks the first bottle.
[17:55:24] <[WSX]Laylah_Sothenic> He wipes his mouth. Then he drinks the second bottle. And hiccups a little.
[17:55:42] <[WSX]Laylah_Sothenic> Then, he drinks the third bottle and charges off, not to be seen again for hours.
[17:56:51] <[WSX]Laylah_Sothenic> When he comes back, he's scratched, bruised, bitten, bloody, and completely beaten up. "Okay, now", he asks the old man, "Where is that Alvarin woman I'm supposed to kill, again?"

[Rathius]

lawl

[Morfildor]

[Sindas]

Originally Posted by ariae

[17:51:51] <[wsx]laylah_sothenic> shinzon was talking to an old man from wessex, about how he could develop his character, round himself out as a person, in short: How to become a real man.
[17:52:28] <[wsx]laylah_sothenic> it's easy, the old wessex fella says. First, you get yourself three bottles of hard liquor, and drink them straight down.
[17:54:59] <[wsx]laylah_sothenic> and he sets three opened bottles in front of shinzon. "then", he says, "after this, my boy, you must carry off and rape an alvarin woman-- from oromëa, for instance. Then, find a minotaur and kill it, with your bare hands."

[17:55:07] <[wsx]laylah_sothenic> shinzon drinks the first bottle.
[17:55:24] <[wsx]laylah_sothenic> he wipes his mouth. Then he drinks the second bottle. And hiccups a little.
[17:55:42] <[wsx]laylah_sothenic> then, he drinks the third bottle and charges off, not to be seen again for hours.
[17:56:51] <[wsx]laylah_sothenic> when he comes back, he's scratched, bruised, bitten, bloody, and completely beaten up. "okay, now", he asks the old man, "where is that alvarin woman i'm supposed to kill, again?"

win

[Bronsig]

teh funneh

[Ariae]

[21:44:34] <mother> i just masturbate everytime it offline modes
[21:44:38] <mother> i consider it a challenge