Having someone chasing you? Throw a puppy!

DaWheels · 2010/06/18, 17:50

Student Moons, Hurls Puppy At Hell's Angels

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A German student has been arrested after throwing a live puppy at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members Monday in what was assumed to be meant as an insulting gesture.

According to German police, the questionable canine toss came shortly after the 26-year-old student -- whose name has not been released -- had more blatantly offended the bikers by dropping his pants toward the group, who were congregating at a club in the Bavarian town of Allenhausen, near Munich.

The student then escaped from the bikers on a bulldozer, which had been stolen from a nearby construction site. Though officials believe he originally planned to drive it all the way to Munich, he later abandoned the bulldozer on a major thoroughfare, resulting in a 5 km (3 mile) wide traffic jam.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a spokesman for local police told the Associated Press. The student, who had been known to suffer from depression and may have neglected to take his medication, was found by authorities at his nearby home, where he was then apprehended.

Both the student and the dog are now in safe hands, being cared for at a psychiatric clinic and a local animal shelter respectively, according to reports.

Bevo · 2010/06/18, 18:10

What a dumb fuck. Here in my home town this weekend we are having the ROT Rally (Republic of Texas). It is the largest biker rally in the world with over 250,000 bikes coming to Austin. Love to see that dumb fuck come here, moon them and try to get away on a bulldozer.

Edit: Just saw the name of the publication from that link. "The Huffington Post" HAHA! Fucking liberals crack me up.

DaWheels · 2010/06/18, 20:28

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Originally Posted by Bevo

What a dumb fuck. Here in my home town this weekend we are having the ROT Rally (Republic of Texas). It is the largest biker rally in the world with over 250,000 bikes coming to Austin. Love to see that dumb fuck come here, moon them and try to get away on a bulldozer.

Edit: Just saw the name of the publication from that link. "The Huffington Post" HAHA! Fucking liberals crack me up.

what i don't get is, how do you escape from a bunch of bikers on a bulldozer?

Bevo · 2010/06/18, 20:45

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Originally Posted by DaWheels

what i don't get is, how do you escape from a bunch of bikers on a bulldozer?

Lol, I have no idea. I guess he took it on the highway and was going to drive it into the city but didn't make it that far. I have a big ass tractor on my ranch and it eats up gas like you wouldn't believe.

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The student then escaped from the bikers on a bulldozer, which had been stolen from a nearby construction site. Though officials believe he originally planned to drive it all the way to Munich, he later abandoned the bulldozer on a major thoroughfare, resulting in a 5 km (3 mile) wide traffic jam.

**Morfildor** · 2010/06/19, 08:35

Pretty sure the bikers just wanted to scare him. If they really wanted to get him Im sure they would.

Jerkan90 · 2010/06/19, 11:24

I would have wanted them to catch him, just because he friggin threw a live puppy at them. I really don't like it when people mistreat animals. :@

Bevo · 2010/06/19, 12:43

The Hell's Angles aren't you typical "Wild Hogs" bike club full of accountant fags having a midlife crisis trying to be bad boys. They be more likely to rip out the throat of the puppy and trough its carcass back at the idiot.

**Necromantic** · 2010/06/20, 01:54

He's Bavarian, that's not Germany, that's an Austrian colony.

LightsabeR · 2010/06/20, 12:03

Stop being racist Necro.