Why is it so great to live in Lithuania?

[Stump]

I just love to live in my country. Why? Lets see....


....because only here we understand the art.



...because in Lithuania students are more inventive than NASA scientists.



...because we know how to motivate. (it says people, who will not pay for their internet until August 1st, will get their gass turned off)



...because government takes care that our schools would be supplied.



....because we can.

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...because our towns are especially small.



...because in Lithuania, other way is impossible. (it says "We want to the jail. Education there is free")



...because we like to post our Party photos.


...because in Lithuania you have to actually watch where you walk.


...because our advertising here is convincing. (Its says "You will be dead lke a Bitch")

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...because only Lithuanian people you have to remind not to place your car in the middle of the forest.



....because in Lithuania, f you will go anywhere, you will not get lost.



...because bananas here are mostly fresh. (it says "Mmmm... Fresh and healthy")

[baurusJA]

Damn! that was fantastic stump.

[Stump]

"Creating files and folders, move and copy files, I can change so called "Wallpapers", working quite well with "Paint" and "Notepad" programs, can install Skype and similar programs."


...because people here are practical.


It says " "Vemsi", motivates to eat". "Vemsi" means "You will puke"

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...because our Police love Anime.



Don't get this one? Well, that's a school desk...

....because we have specfial suggestions: buy one, another one, and get one!


...because Lithuanian wives are angry. (Is says "Mikalauskas Valentinas, died from his wife hand...")


...because in Lithuania WC, Showers and Saunas are in one small place. (Advertisement over there says "WC, Showers, Sauna")

[Omv]

funny!

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...because in Lithuania old people are brave.


...because we can...


...because we don't have money to fix things.


...because smoking really kills.


...because Lithuania police is not afraid of Chuck Norris.

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...because Lithuanians from the childhood are used to look death in the eyes.


...because of REAL Lithuanian parfume.


...Because only Lithuanians can allow this on their table.


...Because in Lithuania apple juice are being made from Orange juice (it says "Apple Juice. 100%. Made from Orange concentrate")


...because we are practical folk

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...because our road signs are with subtitles.


...because Lithuanians walk their dogs without geting of the car.


...because our President is so proud, that she refused to go and meet with Obama, instead sending even more proud Prime Minister.


...because we are basketball country!



Well.... What can I say, it's the reality here